五月九日傍晚六点五十七分
肯塔基州某小镇外
你好呀，李先生 MAN: Hey, howdy there, Mr. Lee.
怎么，过年了吗 What is this? Filipino New Year's?
没有啊，怎么了 No. Why you say that?
不然怎么在〝办桌″ Because you're cooking up a feast.
大老远就闻到香味了 I can smell it all the way from the interstate.
什么味道，烤肉吗 What is that? Barbecue?
可能吧，不过不是我 Oh, yeah. But it not coming from here.
什么声音 What is that noise?
[RUMBLING]
CHILD 1: Daddy!
-Daddy! CHILD 2: Daddy!
[MOOING]
[FLYING SAUCER WHIRRING]
片名：星战毁灭者
五月十日上午十一点二十五分
华府
杰利，你的看法如何 What is your take on this, Jerry?
人们会爱死了，总统先生 The people are gonna love it, Mr. President.
重点是要在上六点晚间新闻 Our only conflict is whether we ambush the 6:00 news or hold out for prime time.
还是稍后夜间新闻再发布
我建议全面封锁消息 Screw the press. This is a need-to-know situation.
这事件应视为高度机密 We should make it top secret...
并立刻将战备提升至状况四 ...and move in right away with DEFCON 4.
总统先生我们不应盖住了事情 Mr. President, we cannot sit on this.
凯希将军，你有高见吗 General Casey, do you have an opinion?
呃…总统先生… Well, sir, do we know they're hostile?
我们确定他们有敌意吗
你还搞不清楚吗 What do you mean, "do we know they're hostile?"
地球周围已被外星战舰包围了
They have our planet surrounded with thousands of warships.
我们确定那些是武装战舰吗 Do we know they're warships?
教授，对方情况我们了解多少 [SIGHS]
Professor, what do we know about them?
对方科技极度先进 We know they're extremely advanced technologically...
由此推论… ...which suggests, very rightfully so, that they're peaceful.
他们应具和平意图
一个先进的文明… An advanced civilization is, by definition, not barbaric.
理论上是不会有野蛮行动
总统先生 Mr. President, this is a great day.
这是个伟大的日子
我与同僚们都感到兴奋无比 I and all my colleagues are extremely excited.
很好 Good.
来自外星的生命体 Extraterrestrial life.
你说得对，杰利 You're right, Jerry.
老百姓们会爱死了 The people are gonna love it.
这是历史性的时刻 This is a momentous occasion.
总统先生，我们应该… -Mr. President, we have to act-- PRESIDENT: We'll go all media on this.
立刻向媒体发布消息
我要穿最高级的名牌西装 I'll wear my blue Cerruti suit. And, Jerry, I'll need a good speech.
马上替我准备演讲稿
要像个伟大的政治家
历史性的演说内容 Statesman-like...
还要温馨感人 ...historical and yet warm and neighborly.
像前林肯总统以幽默的口吻
间接暗示幽浮的存在 Abraham Lincoln meets Leave It to Beaver. You know the sort of thing. Heh.
反正你知道我的意思
遵命 Yes, sir.
这料子会不会过时 WOMAN: Are they too old-fashioned? MAN: Yes.
不，我觉得不会 WOMAN: No, I don't think so.
这颜色还不错，不过… This has got the colors, but no. I don't think so.
不，我觉得不好
颜色不够亮 -Not vivid enough. MAN: Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
这料子已经用过了南茜雷根 -Nancy had this in the library, didn't she? -Yes, indeed.
不，应该没有 I don't think so.
或许您该考虑水纹丝 I thought perhaps the watered silk. And this week it's on sale.
本周正在打折
我根本不会去想这种事 I hardly think I need worry about that.
我老公是自由世界的领袖 My husband is the leader of the free world.
黛菲，你觉得呢 What do you think, Taffy?
没事干嘛把罗斯福总统的房间 Why don't you leave the Roosevelt Room the way the Roosevelts wanted it?
乱搞一通
因为我和罗斯福夫人品味不同 [LAUGHS]
Because Eleanor Roosevelt was too fond of chintz. That's why.
老妈，白宫又不是你的 Mother, this isn't your house.
你再惹我，小心我不客气 Taffy, if you're going to be a pest, I'm going to ignore you.
总统夫人 -Mrs. Dale? -Yes?
五月十日凌晨一点四十三分
拉斯维加斯 [HORNS HONK]
我看过你六九年挑战拳王索尼 [LAUGHING]
-I saw you fight Sonny Liston in '69. -Really?
真的
那时候你出家了吗 -You mean, you were a nun back then? -Oh, yes.
我们一直是拳击迷，不是吗
We've always been fight fans, haven't we, sisters?
拜伦威廉，电话 WOMAN [OVER PA]: Byron Williams, telephone.
失陪了，诸位玩得愉快 -Byron Williams.... -That's me. I gotta go.
You ladies have a nice time, all right? Thank you.
[LAUGHING]
露薏丝 -Yeah? WOMAN [OVER PHONE]: Byron?
不好意思，在你上班时吵你 Oh, Louise.
LOUISE: I'm sorry I have to call you at work.
小鬼们已经两天没回家了 The boys haven't been home in two nights and I don't know what to do.
我不知该怎么办
你已经尽力了 Listen, you're doing the best you can.
他们这年纪正值叛逆期 They're just at that age.
经理在盯我了，我要挂了 Louise, the casino manager's giving me the evil eye. I've gotta go.
我再打给你，好吧 I'll call you later, okay?
我回家时你会没事吧 Hey, are you still cool on me coming to Washington?
放一百二十个心啦 Sure. Of course I am.
自己多保重，好吗，再见了 You take care, okay? Bye.
你一定要当着我的面喝酒吗 Ahh....
你是大人了，要有克制力 Do you have to drink in front of me?
You're an adult. Just cope.
整天坐在酒吧，对我毫无帮助 It doesn't help me that all we ever do is sit around in bars.
这是我的工作，宝贝 Hey. This is work, baby, okay?
我在观察装潢灯光，人潮动线 I'm checking the decor, the lighting, the traffic flow.
早知你会变成经济犯 If I'd known you'd turn into a crook, I never would have married you.
当初我根本不会嫁给你
我这叫雄心壮志，搞清楚 I'm not a crook.
I'm ambitious. There's a difference.
想在这地方混出名堂 And if you think you can make a nickel in this town...
却不知走后门，钻法令漏洞 ...without knowing how to dally around a few curves, well...
那根本别想在这里搞赌场 ...you don't know doodlysquat about the gaming industry.
银河系赌场将会是… Oh, Art.
Galaxy's gonna be the best hotel in Vegas.
拉斯维加斯最棒的赌场
最好的，我敢保证 The best. I promise.
你的行为会毁了地球 Don't you realize what you're doing? Destroying the Earth.
贪婪无厌的金钱游戏 All this greed. This money system.
你会毁了一切 You're destroying everything.
安静点，芭芭拉 Okay, okay, Barbara. Okay.
行行好，小声一点 Keep your voice down.
这里很多人认认我 I got friends here.
小甜甜，再给我一杯 Sugar. Hit me one more time.
别和她打情骂俏 -Stop flirting with the waitress. -Oh, God. Here.
拿去，拿去
去赌个两把 Go on over to the roulette...
押我们结婚纪念日的号码 ...play our anniversary...
不要押黑色数字 ...and stay off of black.
谢了，老公 Thanks, honey.
五月十四傍晚五点二十六分
纽约市 [HORN BLOWING]
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
长话短说，十分钟后现场直播 Yeah?
Make it quick. We go out live in 10 minutes.
什么，是真的总统 What? The actual president? What do you mean, "cutting in"?
什么，要插播
[KEYPAD BEEPING]
预算审查本周即将面临停摆 Budget negotiations may be dead in the water after this week.
发型还不赖嘛
Hair looks good.
这发型我喜欢 I like the hair.
--quote, "factually challenged." Griffin says....
我是史东，请讲 [PHONE RINGS]
嗨，是我 Yeah, Stone. Speak.
Jason, hi, it's me.
戴了胸罩吗 You wearing a bra?
听着，发生大事了 Listen, this is big. President Dale is cutting into my show today.
戴尔总统今天要占用我时段
一国元首要上〝流行动态″ That's absurd. Why would he stoop to being on Today in Fashion?
所有电视台时段都被抽掉占用 He's interrupting everybody.
他可能有紧急事情要宣布 I don't know, it's some sort of emergency announcement or something.
没道理呀，他该先通知新闻界 This doesn't make sense. He should be talking to us.
白宫现场直播开始 [SCOFFS]
White House is coming out live.
晚安全国胞们 Good evening, my fellow Americans.
很抱歉打断了大家心爱的节目 I apologize for interrupting your regular programs...
在此有件非常重要的事要宣布 ...but I have a very important announcement to make.
我生命中曾有许多重要时刻 Many important things have happened to me in my life:
普林斯敦大学的毕业日… My graduation from Princeton...
玛莎答应我求婚的那一天… ...the day that Marsha said she would be my wife...
我女儿黛菲的生日… ...the birth of our daughter, Taffy.
谢了，老爸 Thanks, Dad.
今天发生了一件事… And the news that I have heard today...
我生命中另一重大时刻
-...ranks right up there. -Thank you.
将会留下永难忘怀的记忆 A powerful memory is in the making.
不仅是我 Not just for me...
全人类亦将感同身受 ...but for all mankind.
今天… Today, an extraordinary discovery was made by the Hubble telescope.
五月十日下午四点二十八分
堪萨斯州
哈伯天文望远镜传回重大发现
这些资料经麻省理工学院 The data from the Hubble was decoded...
以超级电脑解码、分析 ...then analyzed by the most powerful computers at MIT.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
获得了清晰无比的影像 The images are undeniable.
一个全新纪元即将展开 We are entering the dawn of a new era.
影像放大结果令人震撼 Frame enlargements provide an astonishing sight.
证实集结地球周围的飞行物体 A fleet of vehicles, which can best be described as...
就是所谓的飞碟 ...flying saucers.
这一把让你们输光光 Come on. Come on. Papa needs a new pair of shoes.
怎么，你们都挂了吗 Hey!
Hey, am I the only one shooting craps here?
我们热切期待与他们建立沟通 PRESIDENT: --we will have the opportunity to meet with them.
这将是二十世纪最完美的句点 I feel this is the perfect summation to the 20th century....
火星人 Martians.
太棒了 This is great.
请快光临地球 Please come to Earth. Please.
我们需要你们 We need you.
[PRESIDENT TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
人潮将会络绎不绝 ART: I got people coming in.
此地将会成为现光重点 Everybody wants to be a part of this.
银河系赌场将会举世闻名
Galaxy's gonna be world-class.
地球与火星即将成为一家人 And soon...
很快地银河系将成为大同世界 ...we will become one solar system.
他在讲什么东西 What the hell is he talking about?
来自火星的飞碟群 These flying saucers have come from the planet Mars...
以目前的行进速度与方向
将于十六小时内进入地球轨道 -...and at their current course and speed.... -Oh. Hey.
以前幻想有火星人，真的来了 Listen, Hoss. I've been thinking about Martians when there wasn't no Martians.
了解宇宙有高等智慧生物存在 It is profoundly moving to know there is intelligent life out there.
令人感到兴奋与感动
竟然真有这东西 Glad they got it somewhere.
世界即将进入崭新的纪元 And our world will never feel quite the same again.
大家晚安 Good night...
愿上帝祝福诸位 ...and God bless you all.
纽约市
五月十一日早上五点二十六分
（外星生物存在获得证实）
（火星人来了）
太震撼了 This...
...is intense.
[PHONE RINGS]
安静，宝贝，安静 [BARKING]
Shut up, Poppy. Shut up.
安静 Shut up.
我是杰生史东 Jason Stone.
找你的 It's for you.
宝贝，乖，不要叫 Poppy, honey. No, sweetie.
很好，乖宝贝 That's right. Shh. Good girl. Yeah?
我大概…我看看
大概十一点会到 Yeah. Well, I could be there at...
...I don't know, 11.
Okay, bye-bye.
[SIGHS]
Yes?
他们要我访问白宫那位教授 Oh, they want me to go interview that professor from the White House.
凯斯勒 Kessler?
唐纳凯斯勒 -Donald Kessler? -Yeah, I think that was his name.
大概吧，应该是他
就是那个科学家嘛 You know, the science guy.
不像话，这简直是… This is nuts, this is....
该由我们新闻界访问 We should have got that guy.
抱歉，你们动作太慢了 Well, I can't help it if your people are too slow.
是吧，宝贝 Right, Poppy?
[BARKING]
五月十一日早上九点三十七分
堪萨斯州
[MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY OVER TV]
组合完毕 -Finished! -One minute, 57 seconds.
一分五十七秒
没错吧，我说两分钟内搞定 -Ha-ha! Didn't I tell you under two minutes? -You did.
干得好，漂亮 You did. I'm so proud of you.
老妈，要不要甜甜圈 -Hey, Ma, you want a doughnut? -How old are they?
什么时候的
星期一做的 Fresh-baked Monday.
瑞奇，那已经放了六天 Richie, that's six days ago.
给我来几个 Okay, give me a couple.
火星人来了，有好戏看了 Hey, this Martian thing is pretty awesome, huh?
谁偷了我的蛋糕 Did any one of you traitors see my Muffy?
你哥哥要自愿参加任务 Your brother's gonna volunteer.
收假回营立刻出发 BILLY GLENN: As soon as I get back to the base.
什么任务 -Volunteer for what, Billy Glenn? -Martian detail.
与火星人会面的警戒任务
酷 -Uh-huh. -Cool.
火星人敢轻举妄动 If any of them Martians come around here...
我就让他们好看 ...I'm gonna kick their butts. Heh-heh-heh.
换边发射 [ELECTRONIC GUNSHOTS]
Jump!
各位乘客，我要紧急暂停 Excuse me, folks, but we gotta make an unscheduled stop.
[TIRES SCREECH]
老妈来了 It's Mama.
你们在这儿干嘛 What are you doing here? Huh? If you ain't home, why ain't you in class?
你们又翘课了
这堂课取消
取消个头，给我过来 -Mama, class was canceled. -Class was not canceled.
干嘛 -Come here. Come here. -For what?
我不打你，过来
你先放手 I'm not gonna hurt you. Now, come here.
Let go of him.
好了，你过来一下 Okay. Now, just come here.
过来 Come here.
你们好大胆子，竟敢翘课 Think it's smart to cut school?
-What are you doing? -Do you? Do you? Huh? Huh?
你们以为翘课很好玩吗 -No. -"No, Mama." It's dumb.
我错了，翘课不对，别打了 -You're gonna flunk and go to jail. CEDRIC: No.
给我上车 Get your butt on the bus. Get on that bus, boy.
别打了，太丢脸了 I'll be tripping all over you. Get back there.
给我坐到后面去 -I don't want to hear another word. CEDRIC: I hate school.
不准再讲理由 I heard that.
嗨，妹妹 WOMAN 1: Hi. -Hi there.
要不要乐一下 WOMAN 1: Want a date? WOMAN 2: How about it?
怎么样
乐一下 A date?
似乎不赖嘛 Sounds good.
[ALL CHUCKLING]
在街头闲逛兼工作… The stress at work is...
简直太舒服了嘛 ...unbelievable.
我想跟你谈谈 Mr. Bava, can I speak to you in private?
不行，我得巡赌场，什么事 No, I gotta watch the floor. What do you want, Byron?
我在东岸有家要照顾 -I'm supporting my family back East. -I thought you were divorced.
你不是离婚了吗
没错，可是我还是得抚养他们 Well, I am, but I still have to take care of them.
这一阵子我手头比较紧 Anyway, look. Things have been a little lean around here...
可以替我加薪吗 ...and I was wondering if I could get a raise?
不可能 -Out of the question. -Mr. Bava, I'm an asset to this hotel.
我是这家赌场的观光卖点
客人会被我吸引过来 -I mean, they like me around here. -Byron, you're a nice guy.
拜伦，话是不错
不过同样的钱 But I can get Leon Spinks or Buster Douglas for the same money, maybe less.
我照样请得到前重量级拳王
动作快点，再五分钟就要上场 You better get moving. You're on in five minutes.
[WHIRRING]
这节目收视率保证嘎嘎叫 [CHUCKLES]
This show's gonna get a hell of a rating.
一切就绪 It's all yours, Ian.
在某些情况下… --language you choose to employ, and in certain circumstances...
二加二等于五… ...the proposition that two and two equals five...
是绝对正确的 ...is entirely legitimate.
请叫我娜妲莉 Call me Nathalie.
你也请别客气，叫我唐纳 And you, do please call me Donald.
我是你节目的忠实观众 I've always admired your show.
真的，你喜欢我的节目 Really? You like my work?
是的，每集都不放过 Yes. Very much.
哇，谢谢你 Why....
广告马上结束 Why, thank you.
五…四…三…二… MAN: Coming out of commercial.
In five, four, three, two....
节目继续为您访问凯斯勒教授 Welcome back. We're speaking with Professor Donald Kessler.
他目前主持美国国家… He's the chairman of the American Academy of Astronautics.
太空科学院
教授… Professor...
曾有太空船前往探测过火星 ...isn't it weird that we sent a space probe to Mars...
为什么没有发现任何生物 ...and we didn't even find anyone?
呃…并非如此，娜妲莉 Well, not really, Nathalie...
我们并未深入火星上的运河 ...because we didn't get into the canals.
火星运河有如峡谷般深长 The Martian canals are actually canyons.
有些深度超过一百英里 Some of them are over 100 miles deep.
火星文明的发展 The Martian civilization has clearly developed...
显然是来自于星球表面下 ...under the surface of the planet.
他们的科技水准绝对超乎想像 Their science and technology must be absolutely mind-boggling.
那么，根据你的看法 So, what, in your view, Donald Kessler...
唐纳…凯斯勒主任
我们能从火星人学到什么 ...chairman, are some of the things that the Martians can teach us, professor?
太多太多了，娜妲莉 KESSLER: Quite a lot about Mars, I expect, Nathalie.
[GIGGLES]
又在打情骂俏了 [CHUCKLES]
说真的，这件事太令人兴奋了 She's flirting with him.
Ahem. But seriously, this is tremendously exciting.
知识思维的交流将改变一切 Think of it. The knowledge, new ideas. It's gonna change everything.
我们必须全心迎接改变 And we must be open to it.
他们或许能告诉我们宇宙真相 Maybe they can tell us about our universe.
宇宙如何形成… How it started. Where it's going.
要往何处去…
甚至宇宙的终极命运为何… Perhaps even its purpose.
太令人兴奋了 It's tremendously exciting.
这是自开天辟地以来 This is the most important thing to happen since Jesus walked in Galilee.
历史上最重要的事件
怎么回事 Oh, Christ. What's wrong with the picture?
二号摄影机 Go to Camera 2!
不行，坏了 I can't. It's busted.
一号、四号机 Well, then go to 1. Go to 4.
[STATIC HUMMING]
[POPPY WHIMPERS]
这家伙钓上她了 He just copped a feel.
又怎么了 Now what?
[POPPY BARKING]
那是什么玩意儿 What's that?
这就是火星人 So that's a Martian.
那是火星人吗 That's a Martian?
[BARKS]
我的天啊 [SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
怪怪 -Oh, my God. -Yikes.
我绝不在家里招待那怪物 I'm not gonna have that thing in my house.
亲爱的，我们别无选择 [CHUCKLES]
人们期待我与他们会面 Sweetie, we may have to. The people will expect me to meet with them.
款宴他们时我绝不用高级瓷器 Well, they're not gonna eat off the Van Buren china.
你看他的大头 [SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
Oh, look at that brain.
这家伙一定聪明绝顶 He must be real smart.
恶心死了 It's gross.
别忘了，娜妲莉 Don't forget, Nathalie...
他们看我们一样觉得恶心 ...that we will look equally gross to him.
我们的甜甜圈已宇宙闻名 Whoa. He made the international sign of the doughnut.
根据有限的资料判断 From the limited information available, I've made three extrapolations.
我提出三项推论
一、火星朋友是炭基生物型态 One, our Martian friend is a carbon-based life form.
二、他们吸收氮气维生 Two, he breathes nitrogen.
第三点… And three, the large cerebrum here indicates...
他们庞大无比的大脑…
具有心电感应功能
你是说… ...telepathic potential.
他们知道我们在想什么 You mean they can read our thoughts?
理论上有可能 -Potentially, yes. -What about their intentions?
他们的意图如何
友善吗 Are they a friendly people?
依据正常逻辑推断… Logic dictates that given their extremely high level of technical development...
他们的文明发展…
与他们的科技一样先进
也就是说，他们应是和平友善 ...they're an advanced culture...
...therefore, peaceful and enlightened.
另一方面，我们人类… The human race, on the other hand...
却是好战、危险的生物 ...is an aggressively dangerous species.
因此我怀疑… Now, I suspect they have more to fear from us...
对方可能更畏惧我们
...than we from them.
辛格勒，该你了 -Doctor. -Thank you, professor.
谢谢你
多年来我致力于研究电脑解译 For many years, I've been refining a translating computer.
虽然结果目前不尽完善 The results are not perfect...
但接下来将解答各位许多疑惑 ...but this may answer some of your questions.
[SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
绿色皮肤… MARTIAN: All green of skin...
八百个世纪前 ...800 centuries ago.
他们的体液… Their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds.
包含了混血的基因…
他刚刚说多少世纪 -How many centuries did he say? -Eight hundred, sir.
八百
宇宙的自决 --self-determination of the cosmos.
黑暗是割下的鹿皮… For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
正如收割一般…
妈的，到底在说啥 What the hell does that mean?
嗨，米契 -Hey, Mitch. -Good morning, miss.
早，对不起，你不能进去
里面还在开会 I'm sorry, you can't come this way. There's a tour in progress.
Oh.
大家好，我叫芭芭拉
哈啰，芭芭拉 Hello, my name is Barbara.
我曾经酗酒 ALL: Hello, Barbara.
但我已经三个月滴酒不沾 I am an alcoholic, but I haven't had a drink in three months.
谢谢大家 [CROWD APPLAUDS]
Thank you.
火星人到来令我人生感到乐观
I'm feeling so optimistic because of the Martians.
我们在浩瀚宇宙中并不孤独 We're not alone in the universe.
更重要的是… And it's so perfect...
我们正值圣经所预言的…
另一个一千年的开端 ...that it's happening at the beginning of the new millennium.
我们的星球正遭受浩劫 Our planet was suffering with the ozone and the rain forest...
臭氧层破裂，雨林消逝…
许多人活得不快乐 ...and so many people unhappy in their lives.
突然… And then the Martians heard our global karmic cry for help.
火星人仿佛听到地球的呼救
或许有人会觉得他们其貌不扬 People say they're ugly...
但我认为他们将指引明路 ...but I think they've come to show us the way.
他们是来拯救我们的 I think they've come to save us.
[CROWD APPLAUDS]
谢谢各位 [LAUGHS]
[MOUTHING] Thank you.
[TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
再见 Bye-bye.
小心一点，好好保重 You be careful, baby, okay? Don't get yourself killed.
我马子正点吧 Oh, ain't she cute?
我们以你为荣 -Son, we're real proud of you. -Thanks, Dad.
谢了，老爸
我替你拿 GLENN: Let me take this.
再见，白痴，别乱动我东西 -So long, bro. -So long, retard.
Just don't be touching none of my stuff while I'm gone.
再见了，奶奶 Bye-bye, Grandma.
再见，汤玛斯 Goodbye, Thomas.
奶奶，我是比利 It's Billy Glenn, Grandma.
我知道啦，汤玛斯 I know. Thomas. Ha-ha-ha.
再见了，亲爱的 Bye-bye, honey.
我该上路了 I got to go.
All right.
SHARONA: I love you, baby.
再见了 Adios.
请多关照 GLENN: Be careful, boy.
Bye-bye.
他会没事的 Well, he'll be all right.
希望如此 -I hope so. -Army trains them good.
军队会把他们训练好
他这一走要好久才回来 Well, he's gone for a while.
你怎么不多学学你哥 Oh, Richie, why can't you be more like your brother?
有比利我们就够幸运了 Darling, we got plumb lucky with Billy Glenn.
别期望太多了 Can't expect the same luck twice.
瑞奇，去做点有用的事 Richie, want to make yourself useful for a change?
好啊，老爸 -Sure, Dad. -Take Grandma back to the home.
送你奶奶回去
你大概没想过能见得到火星人 Grandma, I bet you never thought you'd live to see the Martians coming to Earth.
真是太棒了 It's pretty far out, huh?
不过你这辈子什么怪事没见过 Just think of all the crazy stuff you must have seen in your lifetime.
当年火车刚发明时 I bet people were pretty scared when they invented the train.
可能也吓死一堆人
拜托，小鬼，我可没那么老 Come on, kid, I'm not that old.
奶奶，你还好吧 Grandma, are you okay?
我要听乡村歌王 I want to see Slim.
我要听… I want to see Slim...
史霖，还有墨菲的歌
还有瑞奇 ...and Muffy and Richie.
奶奶，我是瑞奇 Grandma, I'm Richie.
我知道，汤姆斯 I know, Thomas.
瑞奇是我最乖的孙子 Richie was always the best one.
总统目前正与各国领袖讨论 The president is talking to other world leaders.
（五月十二日下午四点三分）
（美国华府）
准备与火星人会谈时的议题 They're preparing a list of issues of common interest to discuss.
目前各国领袖正同心协力 There is a unilateral, concerted, diplomatic effort being made.
合作无间，达成共识
杰生 [SHOUTING ALL AT ONCE]
谢谢 -Jason. -Yeah, Jerry, thanks.
火星人降落后，媒体能探访吗 If the Martians land, will the press have access?
Can we do interviews?
视情况而定 Well, I mean, that depends.
我们必须建立沟通方式 You know, we'd have to establish contact...
解决双方沟通问题 ...work out whatever communication problems...
并设定对谈的内容重点 ...establish a parameter for talks. Then I guess we just see what happens. Heh-heh.
然后大家静观其变
总统来了 Oh, here's the president.
[CAMERAS CLICKING]
大家早 Good morning. It's nice to see you all again.
很高兴又见面了
时间有限，只能回答几个问题 I just have a few minutes for questions, so let's get started.
现在就开始吧
总统先生 ALL: Mr. President!
火星人做爱… Do the Martians have two sexes, like we do?
是不是也要两人合作
[MUSIC PLAYING OVER TV]
好莱坞现场… MAN [ON TV]: From Hollywood, we bring you The Lawrence Welk Show.
请观赏劳伦斯伟克剧场
欢迎主持人，劳伦斯伟克 Now, here he is, Mr. Music-Maker himself, Lawrence Welk.
这只小猫咪是世界上 This pussycat is the most beautiful pussycat...
最漂亮的猫
...in the whole world.
就是我的小墨菲 That's my Muffy.
Mwah.
瑞奇，你有没有养过猫咪 Richie, didn't you ever have a pussycat of your own?
养过 Sure, Grandma.
音乐打开 Music.
好了 -There you go. -Thank you.
谢谢
你还好吧 [NEEDLE SCRATCHES]
Hey, Grandma, you gonna be okay?
缺什么东西，或想吃甜甜圈 If you need anything, any doughnuts or anything...
就打电话给我 ...give me a call, all right?
[SLIM WHITMAN'S "INDIAN LOVE CALL" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
Bye.
Will you answer too
你好吗，拜伦 How do, Byron?
显然你没开车 Looks like you ain't got no wheels.
快点，上车吧 Come on, get in.
有个好差事要给你 I'm gonna do you a favor, Byron.
算来我也欠你份情 I owe you one. I made a ton of money on your last fight in '73.
我靠你七三年的比赛发了大财
牙买加的那场拳赛 The Quaker in Jamaica.
有人记得，我很高兴 Heh. I'm glad somebody did.
我知道，我记得很清楚 Yeah, I know, I know.
运动员退休大半没好日子过 It's rough on jocks.
只要年华老去… Get to a certain age, opportunities dry up.
所有机会都溜光了
替我办件事 So here's the deal.
有个痞子欠我一屁股债 I got this chump, owes me a lot of money, needs a wake-up call.
得有个人替我提醒他一下
你要做的是… What I'd like for you to do is...
用你著名的左勾拳海K他一顿 ...use that patented left hook on him.
我只在拳击台上挥拳 Just in the ring, Art, you know? Just in the ring.
我知道，不过… Yeah, I'm hip, I'm hip...
我付你两千美金 ...but I'll give you two grand.
事成之后 When you're done...
你偷偷来我办公室
两千块现金立刻到手 ...all you gotta do is mosey on by the office and pick up the cash.
为什么这种事一定要找我 Why you wanna come at me that way, Art?
我努力要让我太太回心转意 You know I'm trying to get back with my wife.
我们为这种事吵了好久 We used to have problems with that same kind of shit.
现在我改变了，老哥 I've changed, man.
我信奉阿拉，戒掉猪肉 I found Allah, I don't eat pork, and I'm a better man.
现在我一心改过向善
我面对心中的魔鬼，痛改前非 I faced that demon. I don't want him coming out again.
你不吃猪肉 You gave up pork.
[WHIRRING AND BEEPING]
火星人发讯号过来了 General, they're sending coordinates.
华府
五月十二日早上四点五十八分
他们要在哪里降落 -Where are they landing? -Pahrump. It's in the Nevada desert.
内华达沙漠帕伦普镇
部队可在八点在现场集结完毕 Yes, sir. I can have my troops there at 0800 hours, sir.
我们不能与他们造成误会 Mr. President, we must not send these people the wrong message.
应展现欢迎热忱，不能有坦克 We need a welcome mat, not a row of tanks.
你搞不清楚吗 What the hell are you talking about?
难道让火星人满街乱跑 You can't have Martians running all over Nevada!
你说得对 -You're right, general. -Thank you, sir.
谢谢长官
我们必须监控全局 The situation needs to be supervised.
总统英明 Absolutely, sir.
凯西将军，你来统筹一切吧 General Casey...
荣幸之至 ...you think you can handle it?
不过避免大张旗鼓惊动他们 I'd be proud.
Good, but keep a lid on it.
只邀请重要媒体与名人代表 Key media, good cross-section of guests.
别弄得像个菜市场一样 We don't want it to turn into a zoo out there.
是的，长官 Yes, sir.
一群愚蠢无知的老百姓 They don't know what the hell they're talking about.
什么自由，智慧… Liberals, intellectuals...
和平使者，全是白痴 ...peacemongers, idiots!
小声一点好不好 Would you please keep it down?
我还在睡觉 People live here.
[PHONE RINGS]
凯希将军 General Casey.
这任务太棒了 [CHUCKLES]
Yes, I get to greet the Martian ambassador.
真是我军旅生涯的光荣 Isn't that great?
Oh, it's a hell of an honor.
看吧，我早说过… But didn't I always tell you, honey...
乖乖听话，少发表意见 ...if I just stayed in place and never spoke up...
好差事自然会落到我头上 ...good things were bound to happen?
Yeah. Okay.
（欢迎光临帕伦布镇）
（欢迎光临地球）
我要火星人有倍及崇隆之威 I want the Martians to be treated like foreign dignitaries.
所有部队保持警戒与崇敬之心 I want your men alert and majestic...
分秒不得放松 ...with a snap in their step.
好好干，全世界都在看着 This has got to look good. The whole world is watching.
是的，长官 BOTH: Yes, sir.
[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]
你确定这东西管用 Are you positive this thing is gonna work?
安啦，保证管用 Positively positive.
待会儿可别出差错 We don't want any slip-ups.
放一百二十个心，绝对不会 No, no, no. Not at all. No.
宝贝，你看好多人 Hey, Poppy. All these people...
大家都来这儿看你 ...all of them here to see you.
杰森也来了 Mm-mwah.
There's Jason, Poppy.
Hi, Jason!
Hi.
Jason.
Hi. Yoo-hoo.
可以了，开始吧 All right, let's go.
来自全美各地人潮在此聚集 The teeming masses have gathered from who knows how many states...
期待见证历史性的一刻 ...waiting and watching. Why have they come?
他们为什么来此
难道仅是出于好奇 [ON TV] Curiosity? Or is it something more?
或只是为了亲身的现场参与 Or is it simply to say, "I was there"?
在人类与火星人… "I was there when first man...
首度面对面的一刻
当时我在现场 ...met Martian."
杰森史东，GNN现场报导 Jason Stone, GNN, Pahrump.
[BARKS]
腾出空间让他们降落 Give them room. That's it. Give them room.
真是叹为观止 It is an awesome sight.
巨型的飞碟闪闪发光 The giant spacecraft glinting...
映照在内华达沙漠的艳阳下 ...in the Nevada sun like a giant...
就像大型的轮圈盖
...hubcap.
有状况了 Something's happening.
[POPPY BARKS]
舱门开启了… Doorway is opening.
一条银色金属坡道伸了出来 A silver ramp is coming out...
像一条又大又长的舌头 ...like a giant tongue. Oh.
怪怪
[SPEAKS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
Gee whiz.
[BARKS]
[GROWLS THEN BARKING]
Rusty. Shh.
火星人来了 [SPEAKS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
可笑的小怪物 Martians.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Funny little critters, ain't they?
[SPEAKS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
[MARTIAN SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]
说什么 CASEY: Well?
等一下 Wait a moment.
欢迎 [STATIC HUMMING]
我是火星特使 MARTIAN: Greetings. I am the Martian ambassador.
修好了，可以开始讲了 Everything is fixed now, general. You may speak.
欢迎各位，我是凯希将军 Greetings. I am General Casey...
美军联合部队指挥官 ...commanding officer of the armed forces of the United States of America.
我仅代表全地球人民 On behalf of the people of Earth, welcome.
欢迎诸位光临
表现得不赖 He did that well.
[SCIENTIST PLAYING TRANSLATION IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
[SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
我们为了和平而来 MARTIAN: We come in peace.
We come in peace. We come in peace.
我们为了和平而来
他们是为了和平而来 They came in peace.
[CROWD CHEERING AND CLAPPING]
我们为了和平而来 We come in peace.
[GASPS]
[BARKS]
开始射击 Open fire!
[PEOPLE SHOUTING]
[GUNFIRE OVER TV]
Whoa!
[YELLS]
怎么回事 What the hell is this?
Nathalie!
[SCREAMS]
去死吧，你们这群异形 Die, you alien shithead!
Uh-oh.
我投降 I surrender.
[GASPING]
不，这不是真的 No, that ain't happening. That didn't happen.
[SOLDIERS SHOUTING]
JASON: Nathalie.
Aah!
[POPPY BARKS]
[GASPS]
[SPEAKS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
我的天啊 Holy mother of God.
你们看到了吗 Did you see that?
我们早该先下手为强 We should hit these assholes with everything we got, sir.
总统先生，我能体会您的心情 Sir, Mr. President, I know this seems terrible...
不过我们不该遽下定论 ...but let's not be too rash.
发射核子，杀个片甲不留 We should nuke them now, sir.
我们得先建立对话管道 We must establish a line of communication first.
在市府大厅召开公听会 Why not set up a town hall?
听取大众的意见 We can get the public's opinion.
你认为呢 What do you think, Marsha?
去痛宰他们 Kick the crap out of them.
各位… Ladies and gentlemen...
一切可能起因于文化的误解 ...this could be a cultural misunderstanding.
搞不好白鸽对他们代表战争 Yeah. Maybe to them, doves mean war.
我们都看到他们的激烈反应 We all saw how they reacted to that dove.
显然他们受到惊吓 It frightened them.
火星人的确说了… He did say that...
〝我们为和平而来″ ..."We come in peace."
Yes.
新电脑装设好了 The new computer's ready, Mr. President.
开始吧 Okay, let's do it.
我相信我们的决定是正确的 I know we're making the right decision.
准备传送 Ready to transmit.
我是美国总统 This is the president of the United States.
在此我仅希望… I'm speaking to you in the hope...
今日在内华达发生的一切… ...that what happened earlier today in the Nevada desert...
是肇因于文化上的误解 ...was a cultural misunderstanding.
毫无疑问，贵我两族群… There can be no doubt that we two peoples...
必有崇高之谛盟意愿 ...have a great deal to offer one another.
发现太阳系中在高等生物… You must be as excited as we...
相信你们与我们同样喜悦 ...to find intelligent life in the solar system.
我再度强调 And let me make it clear:
请勿对我们心存畏惧 You have nothing to fear from us.
你我的风俗文化可能不尽相同 Our customs may be strange to you...
但我们绝无恶意 ...but we mean no harm.
[SPEAKS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
[SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
[BOTH CACKLING]
（花花公子）
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
那些投资人来了以后 ART: When the investors fly in...
我要用大礼车接送他们 ...I would like for them each to be met by a limo.
就是那种豪华
加长型三节礼车 Top-of-the-line cars...
皮饰的内装 ...leather interiors...
世界的顶级皮革 ...Corinthian, if they got it.
你还在做你的春秋大梦吗 Art, are you still spinning your wheels on that cockamamie hotel?
醒醒吧 -Whoa. -Hello.
火星人发动攻击了 The Martians have attacked.
根本不是什么文化误会 This was no misunderstanding. I was there. I saw it.
我在现场亲眼见证
你烦恼的是过去的事 Look, you're worried about yesterday.
我却把眼光放在未来 But I'm worried about tomorrow.
火星人在地球总得找个地方住 The Martians land on Earth, they're gonna need a place to stay.
什么人都一样 Just like everybody else.
天啊 My God.
也许是我们罪该万死 Maybe we should all be destroyed.
人类根本不值得在世界上生存 The human race doesn't deserve to live.
艾索… Ethel, that reminds me.
我想到了
每部礼车里… I would like for every limo to be stocked...
要装满各式各样的酒 ...with every kind of alcohol known to man.
还要有最高级的冰凉香槟 And top it off with a bottle of Dom on ice.
他们没有生殖器，令我困惑 KESSLER: What confounds me most of all, gentlemen, is the lack of genitalia.
这儿是大动脉 And of course down here we have the aorta. Up here we have the sphinx.
这是他们特殊之器官
请注意，这是复杂的神经系统 Notice the highly developed cranial nerve system here.
此处显然是脑血管动脉 This explains, of course, the cerebral arteries.
请注意这里 And if we notice down here, behind the optic chiasm...
在视觉神经的下方
有一些腺体… ...several glands....
十分罕见 Very curious.
[MARTIANS QUACKING]
[DRILLING]
[BARKING]
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
信我的人 PRIEST: He who believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live.
虽然死了，也必复活
凡活着信我的人 And whoever lives and believes in me shall never die.
必永远不死
比利葛伦为国捐躯，献出生命 Billy Glenn Norris gave his life defending our country.
为什么是他 Why did it have to be him?
他是真正的国家英雄 PRIEST: Billy Glenn Norris is a true American hero.
愿主赐福他的灵魂 May God rest his soul.
预备，瞄准 [BUGLE PLAYING]
MAN: Ready. Aim.
鸣枪 Fire.
瞄准 Aim. Fire.
鸣枪
Aim. Fire.
[RINGING]
拜伦，一切还好吗 Hello?
你明天会来吗 Byron. Is everything all right? You still coming tomorrow?
风雨无阻，飞机下午四点到 You just try and stop me. That plane arrives at 4 p.m.
小鬼们在吗 -Are the kids there? -Yeah, hold on.
在，你等着
Cedric. Neville.
-Me first. -No, me.
嗨，老爸 -Hey, Dad. -Who's that? Neville?
谁，纳维吗
是的 NEVILLE: Yeah. -How you doing?
你好吗
我们明天要去参观白宫 -We're going to the White House. -You're going to the White House?
白宫
是啊，明天去 Yeah, tomorrow.
电话还我 -Man, give it back. -Leave me alone.
别吵
学校的远足活动 It's a school thing, like a tour.
你们现在乖乖回去上学了 So that means you're still going to school once in a while?
叫妈妈来听 Yeah.
等等 -Give me your ma again, all right? -All right. Hold on. Mom.
妈
你每次都抢电话 -You always get to the phone first. -So what?
不服气吗
我先打 Well, I'm first to the game.
干嘛浪费钱打电话 What are you wasting this phone time for? We're gonna see you tomorrow.
你明天就回来了
我有话想跟你说 Yeah, but there's something I want to say to you.
迫不及待想说出来 Just because I feel like saying it, all right?
什么 Yeah, what's that?
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你，拜伦 I love you too, Byron.
别浪费钱了，明天就见面了 Now stop wasting money. I'll see you tomorrow.
[LINE CLICKS]
[MACHINES HUMMING]
[BEEPING THEN MARTIAN QUACKING]
有回音了 They're responding.
火星人传话过来了 A message from the Martians.
真的 -Really? -They've issued a formal apology.
他们提出正式道歉
This is great.
太棒了
一切果然不出我所料 Didn't I tell you this would happen?
火星特使深感遗憾 The Martian ambassador feels terrible and asked permission to speak to Congress.
希望到国会发表演说
真是太好了 I mean, that's good, isn't it?
好极了 You bet.
这是内阁政府的大功一笔 It's a great victory for our administration.
〝火星人将于国会发表演说″
〝严禁鼓掌″
〝严禁飞鸟″
[CROWD GASPING]
[FLYING SAUCER HUMMING]
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
[CHATTERING]
各位女士、各位先生 Ladies and gentlemen.
这是美国人民光荣的一刻 This is a proud day for all Americans.
这是上镜头的大好机会 This is a hell of a photo op, Jerry.
你真认为我不用出席 Are you sure I shouldn't be there?
警卫人员基于安全理由… For some picky reason, the Secret Service don't want the executive branch...
不希望行政与立法高级官员…
出席同一场合 ...and the legislative branch in the same room at the same time.
火星特使要和大家说几句话 The Martian ambassador is gonna say a few words.
欢迎你，特使先生 Come on down, Mr. Ambassador.
[SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
[YELLS]
特使先生，请住手 Oh.
Mr. Ambassador, please!
特使先生 Mr. Ambassador. What are you doing? This doesn't make sense!
怎么会这样
没道理嘛 It's not logical! It's not--
显然问题不在鸽子 Guess it wasn't the dove.
射击 Fire!
他们把国会给炸了 They blew up Congress.
[LAUGHS]
[SHOUTING OVER TV]
怎么会这样 What did they do that for?
搞不好他们讨厌人类 Maybe they don't liking the human being.
大家可好 Hello, gentlemen.
感谢各位火速赶到 Nice of you to come on such short notice.
戴克将军 General Decker, it seems I owe you an apology.
看来我该向你道歉
总统先生，人非圣贤嘛 Hey, we all make mistakes, Mr. President.
我绝不容许再犯 Not anymore.
我们得开始危机处理 We're going to take charge of this thing.
太好了，我都准备好了 Excellent, sir. I have prepared the order.
这是什么 What's this?
全面动用核武反击敌方 Oh, that's your executive order authorizing full use of our nuclear deterrent, sir.
需要你签署核准文件
[LAUGHS]
你疯了吗，我绝不轻言开战 Are you out of your mind? I'm not going to start a war.
火星人已经打到家里来了 We're already at war, sir.
我们得用核弹反击 We have to nuke them. We have to nuke them now!
戴克将军，你再不闭嘴的话… General Decker, if you do not shut up...
我就降你的职 ...I'm going to relieve you of your command.
我们必须全面反击 We have to strike now, sir.
用核弹杀他个绝子绝孙 Annihilate. Kill! Kill! Kill!
闭嘴 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
闭上你的鸟嘴
现在 Now...
我要人民了解 ...I want the people to know...
三分之二的政府 ...that they still have two out of three branches of government working for them...
仍在正常有效地运作
我要人民了解 ...and that ain't bad.
学校一切作息依旧，好吗 I want the people to know that the schools will still be open, okay?
我要人民了解 And I want the people to know...
每天的垃圾仍有垃圾车处理 ...that the garbage will still be carried out.
我要警察在街上加强警戒 And I want a cop on every corner.
只要沉着应变 Which, incidentally...
我们仍会拥有 ...we would already have...
我大选时承诺的一切 ...if they had listened to me in the last election.
杰利，最快何时可以上电视 Jerry...
...how soon can we go on the air?
全国同胞们 Uh....
在此我怀着沉重的心情 My fellow Americans...
...it is with a heavy heart...
向各位说几句话 ...that I speak to you this afternoon. As you know...
正如诸位所知，今天
火星特使团 ...earlier today the Martian ambassador and his confederates...
向国会发动攻击 ...attacked and killed many of your representatives on Capitol Hill.
造成参众议员伤亡殆尽
我将立刻召集各国领导人 I will be conferring with other world leaders as time goes on.
进行紧急会商
请各位保持镇定 And rest assured that, working together...
集众人之力…
我们将会对目前情况 ...we will soon come out...
做出有效回应 ...at a very real outcome.
谢谢各位 Thank you.
[MARTIANS SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
Hmm.
[BUZZING]
Oh.
娜妲莉，是你吗 Nathalie?
Nathalie, is that you?
是我 Yes. How are you feeling?
你还好吧
恐怕不太好 Not terribly good, I'm afraid.
可以问个问题吗 May I ask you a question?
当然可以 Mm. Yes. Yes, of course you can, Nathalie.
你在录节目时，有对我放电吗 Were you flirting with me on the show?
因为，如果你有的话 Because if you were...
我想告诉你… ...I just want you to know that I liked it.
我喜欢那种感觉
你喜欢，真的吗 Ha-ha. You did? Really?
呃，我… Because, you know, I've watched you on TV quite a bit...
我好像一个怀春少年一样…
...and, well, I've had something of a schoolboy crush on you for...
羞涩
好多年了 ...oh, gosh, ages.
[CHUCKLES]
嗨，你好 Hi there. Are you interested in the White House?
想去白宫玩玩吗
我在那里工作，新闻发言人 I work there. I'm the press secretary.
我叫杰利罗斯 My name's Jerry Ross.
你听过我吗 Maybe you've heard of me?
我工作压力之大，你不会了解 You wouldn't believe the pressure of my job.
我喜欢认识新朋友 It's nice to see a new face.
嘿，你有空吗 Hey, are you doing anything?
若有兴趣的话… Because if you want, I could give you a personalized tour.
我带你去逛逛
有兴趣吗 Would you like that?
米契，是我，开门放我进去 Hey, Mitch, it's me. Can you let me in?
是你啊，罗斯先生，请进 Oh, hello, Mr. Ross. Sure.
国会大屠杀后，加强警戒 We're a little nervous here, after what happened.
的确 Exactly.
很多英雄美人曾造访这里 Many great men and women have passed through here.
我们也是其中之一 Now we're passing through here.
不赖吧 Feels good, don't it?
[LAUGHS]
你真是优雅极了 You're very graceful.
我喜欢 I like that.
[ELECTRONIC BEEP]
过来 Come here.
这房间叫肯尼迪纪念馆 We call this the Kennedy Room.
真不赖吧 Pretty nifty, huh?
[CHUCKLES]
[CLICKS ON MUSIC]
那么…喝一杯吧 So how's about a drink?
放轻松一点了吗 Ah. Getting more comfortable, I see.
太好了 Outstanding.
小甜甜，你在干嘛呀 How's my lady doing?
[JERRY MOANING]
靓妹，你真骚浪 Oh, missy, you're hot.
口香糖别嚼了吧 But could we get that gum out of your mouth?
我的手指 Oh!
My finger!
接线生，快来，救命呀 Hello? Hello, operator? Operator, this is an emergency!
救命 Help! Please!
[BARKING]
[SCREAMS]
别开枪 Don't shoot.
别怕，亲爱的 Don't worry, darling.
趴下 [BIRD CHIRPING]
Get down!
谢谢你，米契 -Thank you, Mitch. -It's my job.
这是我份内工作
Jimmy. Aah! Jimmy.
[SCREAMS]
[YELLING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
到底怎么回事 What's happening?
显然他们处于暴烈情绪状态 They appear to be in a highly agitated state, Nathalie. And I don't know.
我…我真的不知道
我真的被搞糊涂了 I honestly don't know, Nathalie.
一切都乱七八糟毫无头绪 I don't know what's going on anymore. This is frustrating.
真令人沮丧 I'm just not feeling myself. Nathalie, if only I could hold you in my arms.
我都不是原来的我了
我好想握你的手
怎么办，唐诺 Oh, Donald. I'm scared.
我好怕
[CHATTERING]
对不起 Excuse me. But you said you wanted to know...
口香糖化验结果出来了
什么成份 ...as soon as we had an analysis of the gum.
浓缩的二氧化氮 -What is it? -It's NO2.
氮气 Highly concentrated.
难怪… Nitrogen.
他可以在地球上呼吸 So that's how it could breathe in our atmosphere.
什么声音 [HUMMING IN DISTANCE]
What's that noise?
[FLYING SAUCER HUMMING]
[SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
[ALL SCREAMING]
我认为前林肯总统… Theodore, I simply do not feel that Lincoln....
外星人发动全面攻击 It's a full-scale invasion. Mr. President, we're gonna need to get you to safety.
总统先生，我们得快走
[MARSHA GASPS]
不走这边 Can we go this way?
抱歉，有参观人群会经过 Sorry, ma'am. There's a tour going through here.
蓝色房间通常被认为是… TOUR GUIDE: The Blue Room is often considered...
白宫里最漂亮的一个房间 ...the most beautiful room in the White House.
时常做为总统接待宾客的地方 In fact, it is often used by the president to receive guests.
里面由门罗总统设计装潢 It is furnished to represent the period of James Monroe.
那是什么 [FLYING SAUCERS HUMMING]
那是门罗总统的画像 Hey, what's that?
That is a portrait of James Monroe.
[ALL SCREAMING]
GUARD: Go, go!
[GROANING]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
黛菲不见了 -We lost Taffy. -Oh, no.
快走，退到后面楼梯去 Mr. President, please. Keep moving. We have to get you to the back stairs!
[RAY GUNS BLASTING]
南茜雷根的吊灯 The Nancy Reagan chandelier.
玛莎 Marsha!
玛莎 Marsha?
发什么愣，快带总统闪 What are you guys gawking at? Get that president out of here!
我以个人信誉保证 ART: And I personally guarantee...
各位的投资将在五个月内… ...that you will get a complete return on your investment...
百分之百回收 [RUMBLING]
蓝得先生，对不起 ...within five months.
请等一下，席克先生 Mr. Land, excuse me, please.
Just a second, Sheik Rakmula.
你们看看，即使年头再坏 Now, even in a time of so-called intergalactic emergency...
都到了生死关头了
赌徒赌棍们 ...the people still wanna roll them bones.
还死抱着骰子不放
蓝得先生，我觉得… Mr. Land. I believe--
再给我五分钟 Just five more minutes, Quinn.
现在就请各位… What I would like for you gentlemen to do...
看看这世界一流的剧场 ...is to view our brand-new, state-of-the-art show room.
会令你们叹为观止 It is out of sight.
各位 Gentlemen.
这投资是稳赚不赔的 There is no way that we can lose.
[CACKLING]
Whoa!
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
[BAND PLAYING]
[SINGING] It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone
But when I see you hanging about With anyone
It's not unusual to see me cry
I wanna die
我找你一整天 I've been trying to call you all day. The flight's been canceled.
班机取消了
拜伦，这里到处是火星人 Byron, there's Martians everywhere.
[LINE DISCONNECTED]
我听不到 -Hello? -Byron! Byron!
-I can't hear you! -Byron!
我得去华盛顿 I gotta get to Washington.
Byron?
拜伦，你认识谁会开飞机吗 Byron? Byron. Do you know anyone who can fly a plane?
你老公艾特会开 -Yeah, your husband, Art. -No, he's dead.
他挂了
我早警告他不听 I told him this was gonna happen. I even loaded a plane with supplies.
燃料补给我都弄好
我要到塔浩湖 I want to go to Tahoe, to the Tahoe caves. It's remote, the Martians won't find it.
那儿地处偏僻，火星人不知道
飞机呢 Well, where's the plane?
在公路另一边私人停机棚 Private airfield. Other side of the freeway.
会不会飞华盛顿 -You think they'll fly to Washington, D.C.? -Why? I wanna go to Tahoe.
我要去塔浩湖
You'll find it happens All the time
Love would never do What you want it to
Why can't this crazy love
Be mine
[MARTIANS SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
天啊 Jesus Christ.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
大家快逃命 Girls, get out! Get out!
Get out! Get out!
火星人在追杀我 There's a Martian right behind me.
你是汤姆琼斯本人 Hey, you're Tom Jones, right?
〝不是冒牌货″ [SINGING] It ain't unusual
签个名吧，你们谁有笔 Tom, Tom, can I have an autograph? Anybody got a pen?
[RAY GUNS BLASTING]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
[TOKENS CLINKING]
这拳打得好 -Hey, that was a hell of a punch. -You'd better get that gun.
枪带着
我是汤姆琼斯 -I'm Tom Jones. -Byron Williams.
拜伦威廉
我看过你的拳王挑战赛 Hey, I saw you fight in Cardiff, Wales once.
你没事吧 -Yeah? Hey, Barbara. -Yeah?
我要喝一杯 BYRON: You all right?
我也要 -I need a drink. -You and me both, baby.
我们得快闪 -We better get out. -You know how to fly a plane?
你会开飞机吗
会呀，有飞机吗 -Sure. You got one? -She has.
她有
[MARTIANS SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
别跑，我们是朋友 MARTIAN: Don't run, we are your friends.
[ALL SCREAMING]
〝比利葛伦 - 国家英雄″
火星人把店给炸了 -Martians blew up the shop. -You're kidding me?
天啊
我要去接奶奶吗 -Should I get Grandma? -Forget Grandma.
疯了，她一只脚都进棺材了
She's halfway to outer space already. Here, lock and load.
I'll tell you one thing. They ain't getting the TV.
法国总统在二线 MAN [OVER INTERCOM]: The president of France on line two.
总统先生，法国总统在二线 Mr. President, the president of France is on line two.
他说有重要事情 He says it's important.
哈啰，莫里斯 Hello, Maurice.
我有好消息 [SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
火星特使在我这边 I have some good news for you. The Martian ambassador is here.
我们已签署和平协定 And we've negotiated a settlement.
莫里斯，赶快离开 Maurice, get out of the room. Get out now.
快走，快走
[GUNFIRE AND SHOUTING OVER PHONE]
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
总统先生 Mr. President.
我需要你签署这个 I need you to sign this.
什么东西 What is it?
我的遗嘱吗 My last will and testament?
同意动用核武的同意文件 It is an order to deploy our nuclear capability, sir.
MAN [OVER RADIO]: Three, two, one, fire.
[SPEAKS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
[SHOUTING]
这是什么玩意 What the hell was that?
[SPEAKS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
[SUCKING]
[SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
[SPEAKS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
你看 Look!
[PANTING]
[RAY GUNS BLASTING]
什么声音 What was that?
你干嘛 -Where you going? -To go get Grandma.
去救奶奶
你给我留下来保护拖车 No, you ain't. Stay and defend this trailer.
你哥哥绝不临阵脱逃 That's what Billy Glenn would've done.
你令英雄蒙羞 -You leave, you're disgracing a hero. -I don't care. I'm gonna go get Grandma.
我不在乎，我去救奶奶
给我回来，瑞奇 -Boy! -Richie, come back here!
什么东西 What in the hell is that?
住手 Hey! Cut it out!
[GLENN SHOUTING]
住手 SUE ANN: Stop it!
这边不，这边 -This way. -No, this way.
抄小路，机场在… [SHOUTING]
鬼扯，机场 Bullshit! The airfield's over there!
你算老几，在这儿发号施令 Hey. Hey, just because you're dressed like King Tut...
走错路了啦 ...doesn't mean you're our leader. Look at this. This is wrong!
我们迷路了，都是他害的
我要往回走 We're lost. He led us down a maze. I'm going back to the hotel.
走这边 -Come on, this way! -Wait!
等等，你去哪里 -No, wait! Where are you going? -Come on, Barbara.
走吧
我喜欢他 I like him. I do.
可恶，没事干嘛听他的 Assholes. Why did I listen to them? I should have stayed in the hotel.
我该待在旅馆不要出来
毁了 Shit!
我投降 I surrender, okay?
你懂吧，投降 You understand what that means? Surrender?
听着，聪明的生物 Lookit. You're intelligent beings.
我们来谈条件吧 Let's cut a deal. I can help you.
我可以帮你，我是律师
要征服世界 I'm a lawyer.
你就需要律师帮你 You want to conquer the world, you're gonna need lawyers, right?
拿去 Here.
你要我手表吗 You want my watch?
拿去吧，是劳力士的 Take it. Take it. Go on. It's a Rolex.
Rolex.
神准 -Nice shot. -Yeah, pity I was too late.
可惜晚了一步
枪还我吧 Barbara, can I have the gun back, please? Barbara, give me the gun and come on!
枪还我，走吧
[CACKLING]
[MAN SCREAMS]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
奶奶 [SPEAKS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
Grandma!
[SLIM WHITMAN'S "INDIAN LOVE CALL" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[MARTIANS SCREECHING]
天啊 Oh, my God.
瑞奇，这些人真恶心 When I'm calling you
Richie, I think these guys are very sick.
怎么回事，他们怎么死的 What's happening to them? What's killing them?
一定是我听的音乐 I think it must be my music.
Ho! Shh! Shh.
安静 Quiet.
[SCREAMING]
[MARTIANS CACKLING]
你们以为可以为所欲为 You think you can do anything you want.
你们错了 Well, you can't.
因为我们是人类 You see, because we are human beings.
我们有强大的美军兵团 And we have the United States Army...
会战至少最后一兵一卒 ...that'll fight you to the last man. And we'll never surrender.
永不投降
听到了吗 Do you hear me?
我们会在沙滩作战 We'll fight you on the beaches. We'll fight you on the street.
我们会在街头作战
永不投降 We will never, never surrender.
最后胜利属于我们 Old Glory will win! Democracy will survive!
民主万岁
绝不投降 We will never, ever surrender!
胜利于我们 We will win! The eagle will be triumphant!
美国胜利
不… No.
[YELLS]
[SPEAKS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
为什么 Why are you doing this?
你们为什么这么做
为什么 Why?
宇宙之大… Isn't the universe big enough...
竟容不下我们和平共存 ...for both of us?
[PRESIDENT LAUGHS]
你们到底怎么了 What is wrong with you people?
我们可以共存共荣 We could work together.
何苦彼此为敌 Why be enemies?
只因非我族类 Because we're different?
真是这原因吗 Is that why?
想想，我们能联手完成的事 Think of the things that we could do.
想想我们将会何等强大 Think how strong we would be.
地球… Earth...
火星… ...and Mars...
共存共荣 ...together.
没有什么是不能解决的 There is nothing that we could not accomplish.
想一想 Think about it.
能创造生机… Why destroy...
为何要无情毁灭 ...when you can create?
是要宇宙大同 We can have it all...
或是要征战杀伐 ...or we can smash it all.
为什么我们不能… Why can't we work out our differences?
消弭歧见
为何不能… Why can't we work things out?
一笑泯恩仇
小人儿们 Little people...
我们为何不能… ...why can't we all just get along?
好好相处
[SPEAKS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
这是什么 What's this?
[SPEAKS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
[YELLS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
[SLIM WHITMAN'S "INDIAN LOVE CALL" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
别跑嘛，我们是朋友 MARTIAN: Don't run. We are your friends.
别跑嘛，我们是朋友 Don't run. We are your friends.
[SLIM WHITMAN'S "INDIAN LOVE CALL" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[MARTIANS SCREECHING]
下一站，广播电台 Next stop, radio station.
到了 There it is.
快跑 Let's move it!
快点
[SCREAMING]
就是那架 BARBARA: Here it is.
快去发动，你让他去 Go get it started. Barbara, go with him.
辛蒂，跟着我 -Okay. -Cindy, come with me.
[SLIM WHITMAN'S "INDIAN LOVE CALL" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
你确定你会开 Tom. Are you sure you can fly this?
应该没问题 Yeah, I think so, yeah.
谁在放这种歌 [SLIM WHITMAN'S "INDIAN LOVE CALL" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
Who put that on?
卡住了 -It's stuck. -Cindy, over here.
这个方向
惨了 [GASPS]
他们还没发现，过来 [WHISPERING] Shit.
They haven't seen us yet. Come here.
上飞机去 -Cindy. Get in the plane. -What?
我来引开他们 I'm staying. I'll distract them.
你们逮到机会就起飞 The first chance you get, you take off.
我不能丢下你 -I'm not leaving you. -Just do it.
照我的话做
我引开他们的注意 I'll draw them away. Now, go.
不 -No. -I said, go!
快去
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
他在干什么 -What's he doing? -He must have flipped!
他头壳坏了
他要引开火星人让我们逃命 -He's going to throw them off. -Yeah, but we can't leave him.
我们不能丢下他不管
我没有武器 No weapon. No clown outfit.
不穿奇装异服
好汉一条 Just me!
拜伦威廉 Byron Williams...
世界重量级拳王 ...heavyweight champion...
...of the world.
[SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
[CHANTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[GASPS]
出事了 Something's happened.
拜伦出事了 Something's happened to Byron.
[SLIM WHITMAN'S "INDIAN LOVE CALL" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[MARTIANS SCREECHING]
When I'm calling you
Will you answer too
That means I offer my love
[MARTIANS SCREECHING]
[POPPY BARKING]
Our love will come true
You belong to me
I belong to you
再见了，亲爱的 Goodbye, my darling. I wish things could've been different.
今生无缘，来世再见了
彼此彼此 So do I.
再见了 Goodbye.
我爱你 -I love you. -I love you too, Nathalie.
我也爱你
[CHIRPING]
[BAND PLAYING "STAR-SPANGLED BANNER"]
佛罗伦斯… Florence Norris...
谨以国会勋章赠予你 ...I hereby present to you the Congressional Medal of Honor...
国家的最高荣誉象征 ...the highest decoration our nation can bestow.
谢谢，不过这事可别再来一次 Thank you, honey. But don't you dare let this happen again.
李察… TAFFY: Richard Norris...
父母今日不克出席 ...on behalf of my parents, who couldn't be here today...
我仅代表他们 ...for saving the world from the Martians...
致赠荣誉勋章
表彰你拯救世界之功 ...I proudly present to you the Medal of Honor.
不想的话不要亲我 You don't have to kiss me if you don't want to.
我一定要亲 I have to.
我有准备演讲，可以吗 I prepared a speech. Is that all right?
当然可以 Sure, that's very appropriate.
大家好 Hi, everybody.
我想说的是… First, I just want to say--
大声一点，听不到 MAN: Can you speak up? We can't hear you.
我想说的是… Well, I want to say that there's a lot of people in the world...
世界上有许多人…
比我的贡献更大 ...that have, like, done a lot more than I have...
他们比我更有资格… ...and they're the ones that should be here now getting a medal.
来此领取勋章
我要谢谢我的奶奶… And I want to thank my grandma for always being so good to me...
她一直对我疼爱有加
还帮助我拯救世界 ...and for helping save the world and everything.
我想，接下来大家应该… So I guess, like, now we just have to...
开始展开重建家园的工作 ...start over and start rebuilding everything, like our houses.
不过我想，也不一定住房子 But I was thinking, maybe instead of houses, we could live in tepees...
我们可以住帐篷
因为它有许多好处 ...because it's better in a lot of ways.
就这样了，谢谢大家 Okay, that's all I have to say. Thanks.
讲得还好吧 -Was that okay? -Yeah.
不赖
你有没有女朋友 Do you got a girlfriend?
没有 No.
帮个忙，自己房间清理干净 Guys, come on. Give me a break. Go on in there and start cleaning your room.
我一个人忙不过来 I can't do all this by myself. Please? Look at you.
Yeah.
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